Dewd whats some cool funny answering machine messages? - funny answering messages
not that you "Hello ...." Helloo .... Like U can not hear em! in lookin for something that nobody ever uses it all the time ..... It can help meh?
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Funny Answering Messages Dewd Whats Some Cool Funny Answering Machine Messages?
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1. My wife and I can not come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name and number, we will contact you once we're done.
ReplyDelete2. Once and for scientists, B for beer. One of these reasons is why we are not here. To leave a message.
3. Hello. This is John: If the phone company, I already sent the money. When my parents, please send your money. If you are my financial aid institution, you can not lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a woman, do not worry, I have a lot of money.
4. Hello. Now you say something.
5. Hello, I'm not there yet, but my answering machine, allowing you to talk to him instead. Wait for the beep.
6. Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?
7. Hello! If you leave a message, I'll call soon. If you leave a "sexy" message I call sooner!
8. Hello! Reply to Juan is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I remain your message to myself with one of these machinesgnet.
9. Hello, you talk to a machine. I am able to receive messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a hot tub and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need to take a photo. If you're still with me, leave your name and number, and they will contact you.
10. This is not an answering machine - this is a device that telepathic thought recording. After the tone, if your data name, number and the reason for your call and I will again think about your call.
11. Hello. Probably I'm at home I'm just avoiding someone I do not. Leave a message, and if not go back, you are.
12. Hi, this is George. Sorry, I can not answer the phone right now. Leave a message and then wait for the phone to remind you.
13. If you are a thief, then we are probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can not come to the phone. Otherwise, you're probably not at home, and it is safe to leave a message.
14. Please leave a message.However, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be recorded and used by us.
15. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can not pick up the phone, because we do something now, as you really are. Sonia loves to do from top to bottom, and I from left to right ... real slowly. To leave a message, and when we finish brushing your teeth, we will contact you.